I am glad to be shopping, here with you.
I will sit on this chair 'til you're through.
I will wait with your purse,
I won't wander off and leave it.
I am glad to be shopping, here ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Where did we go?
When was the moment that we broke in two?
I think I know
In fact I am sure I can blame it on you
I remember the first big surprise
The day you came home with your ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin
He said we could build a baby out of DNA
And although it was expensive it was legal in the states where it wasn't banned
It was Be...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
All alone by the table of food in my wrinkled suit and my borrowed tie
Only thinking of something to say in the moment after the girl goes by
Everyone else is having fun or else pr...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I guess because my name is Bozo
I was destined to be a clown
But when I joined the traveling circus
I didn't think that it would bring me down
Make me angry like sniper in a tower
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Not far away in a place by the sea
Something is watching and waiting for me
Brookline
Something isn't right in Massachusetts
Don't stray out of Boston town
The home of Samuel Adam...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
That hasn't undermined our holi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
You have put on your feety pajamas
It's time for a long winter's nap
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
He wants you to sit on his lap
He takes your watch and he g...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Have boring meeting with boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink
His code not functional or el...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
In a town in the woods at the top of a hill
There's a house where no one lives
So you take a big bag of your big city money there and buy it
Then at night when you're all alone
And...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton