Abraham Lincoln Beard (First Movement) Lyrics

Mayonnaise taco Monday, it smells like underwear.Mayonnaise taco...And something over there.Mayonnaise taco Monday, I put it on the dog.Mayonnaise taco Monday, it tastes kind of li...Read Full Lyrics

4 kids in Memphis,should pay me 5 dollars.I wrote this song and they said they would pay me,and I want to buy a hot dog....Read Full Lyrics

Hetzaw! Gibbus!Getoomababeeew. Nama Nama Nama na me mew.It's so hot gonna hava heat strokah!Wraped up on the mew.huh!Nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie, nemie nahhh!Gonna get...Read Full Lyrics

i see a city on a hill, i see the only way to be filled, mighty rushing wind around us, Holy Spirit burn within us Burn. burn. burn within us, within us spirit of truth, my eyes...Read Full Lyrics

Johnny's got a grip on a blissful life,He sucks on the smoke from the dope in his pipe.Wrapped around his fingers, a noose is loosing slack,strangling his forearm to fill his vewin...Read Full Lyrics

If you could ever find it in your heart.If you could ever think to find some sympathy.Never ask us to play this song, or that song about our pants, or our Kitty-Doggie.Never ask us...Read Full Lyrics

I feel pretty good today,This time I can see it.This time when I see her face,the words will come out right.I comb my hair, and put on my favorite shirt.I take one last deep breath...Read Full Lyrics

Praise the Lord, Everybody praise. Ahhhhh. People of th earth, praise....Read Full Lyrics

a note from keith: An ode to The Mighty Mighty BosstonesGive me back my sandwich!...Read Full Lyrics

Keith is a vegetarian,Not vegan 'cause he drinks dairy and,He's not like me who also eats meat.He protests the war with the sandals on his feet.Omnivores for mediocrity! (several t...Read Full Lyrics