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(Cheesey, Cheesey) (This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular They're real good for yo) Call any vegetable Call it by name Call one today When you get off the train Ca...Read Full Lyrics

God Bless America Land that I love Stand beside her, And guide her, Through the night With the light from Above Yeah!...Read Full Lyrics

Gary Kellgren: He is working the controls because all he does is love to turn knobs. .. They think it is the way they can create. .. I wonder what everyone else is whispering about...Read Full Lyrics

Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock! Ahahahahahahaaa Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock! Somebody, please, please! Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock... ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you Baby don't you know now Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you The way you do the bop Like a spinning top The Pachuco Hop And the L.A. ...Read Full Lyrics

Fz: Ah! I know the perfect thing to accompany this man's trumpet. None other than. .. The Mighty & Majestic Albert Hall Pipe Organ! Guy In The Audience: Right! Fz: You understand t...Read Full Lyrics

Motherly love Motherly love Forget about The brotherly and other-ly love Motherly love Is just the thing for you You know your Mothers' gonna love ya Till ya don't know what to do ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm losing status at the high school I used to think that it was my school WAH WAH WAH WAH I was the king of every school activity But that's no more... Oh mama, what will come of...Read Full Lyrics

Penis dimension Penis dimension Penis dimension is worrying me I can't hardly sleep at night 'Cause of penis dimension Do you worry? Do you worry a lot? No! Do you wo...Read Full Lyrics

Pam: Well -just. .. Operator? Hold for a minute, please. .. Fz: Hello? Operator: Yes, sir. .. Fz: Ah, can you call 6-7-8-9-8-6-6? Operator: Same area code? Fz: Yes Operator: Alrigh...Read Full Lyrics