Academy Award Performance Lyrics

Think about the places we've had our little fun In the church at Christmas, busted by that nun Then in that museum, beneath the mastodon Stating our positions on the White House...Read Full Lyrics

The lawns grow plush in the hinterlands The perfect little setting for the one night stands. The drapes are drawn and the lights are out It's the time to put in practise what you'v...Read Full Lyrics

I hope it doesn't show It'll go 'way It's just a passing phase It'll go 'way You can dress nautical Learn to tie knots Take lots of Dramamine Out on your yacht But when you're all...Read Full Lyrics

At Home, At Work, At Play I know you're unavailable from dusk to dawn Or if you were availible you'd bring along A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me I ain't a glutton...Read Full Lyrics

For the sake of man he has forsaken his whole tan Living in the snow advancing how much we will know But his heart cries out Barbecutie, Barbecutie, Barbecutie, you Barbecutie...Read Full Lyrics

The earth is shaking, so am I If you don't run, it's suicide Big boy, big boy My name is David, he don't care He's never nice, he's never scared Big boy, big boy Big ...Read Full Lyrics

My name's Aaron Hers is Betty Our boy is a Charlie, so the neighbors sing "hooray for ABC" ABC forever, each endeavour that I do, I do to keep together A+B+C BC, Betty, Bett...Read Full Lyrics

Ron Mael/Russell Mael) I was born a little premature Mom just couldn't take no more Had no time to learn to cry Goodbye, Mama, got to fly Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye Entered ...Read Full Lyrics

Bon voyage, bon voyage Bon voyage, bon voyage Bon voyage, bon voyage Bon voyage, bon voyage Clouds forming on the gospel sky, trouble is about to brew on us It didn't matter...Read Full Lyrics

Dearly departed we Gather here solemnly To describe how we feel ‘bout your suddenly passing Stories of deeds that touch Seem like a bit too much Then they point to me hoping...Read Full Lyrics