Alimoney, alimoneyI work till my fingers are bloody and boneyMe, oh my, oh, goodness sake,I'm payin' for my mistakeShe calls it alimoney, alimoneyYeah, you single men may think it'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Lay downLet's explore this tenderness between usThere ain't no one around at all to see usAnd baby would you mindIf maybe you and ITook a little time to find each other?Baby , We g...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Now, listen to me, folks...Hear what I say.You got to eat oysters everydayThey'll put your love life back on trackThey're nature's own aphrodisiac.Ohh, ohhh... yes it's trueWhat a ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Underneath the A-V-O-C-A-D-O T-R-E-E,There's lots of little avocados green as they can be,And if I had my way, my dear, it's here I'd always be,Underneath the A-V-O-C-A-D-O T-R-E-E...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
I opened the gates up.Hey, Screw... Did you miss me?Jimmy, I see that you found a new friendWarden, come down here and kiss me helloCuz I'm back home in Huntsville again.This suit ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
The morning sun touched lightly onThe eyes of Lucy JordanIn her white suburban bedroomIn a white suburban town,As she lay there 'neath the covers,Dreaming of a thousand lovers,Till...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Now a friend of mine, way back in Chicago
You know, he finally made his pile.
Well he got himself a mansion on Butler and Sheff
An' he was livin' in the latest style;
But I run in...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Beware of lovers, who close their eyesThey could be hiding a thousand liesYou never know who they fantasizeBeware of lovers who close their eyesIt might be a stranger, or your best...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Boy: I see you're all along sittin' in the bar.Can I sit down beside ya, Blue Eyes?Girl: Well, you see my boyfriend just went into the wash roomAnd he'll be right backAnd he's seve...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
They say there he sits in his big white wicker rocker,Eatin' candy-coated cashews, sippin' orange lemonade,While a sweet young thing fans the flies from off his eyebrows.He's dozin...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein