Acceleration 5000 Lyrics

The time is now, for fussing, The time is now, for facing, The time is now, for loosing, Kicking out the ties. Now for facing, The time is now, for fighting, The time is now, for ...Read Full Lyrics

Me grandma, grandpa on me mind all the time, (Scrub, scrub, scrub.) I scrub them in almost all of the time. (Scrub, scrub, scrub.) They're in a bottle, inside my shampoo, Me grandm...Read Full Lyrics

We bombed again today, and I'm so happy. Pulled another plug, yeah, I'm so happy. Wrote you in the headline mud, you're so happy, Yeah, I'm so happy, ain't gonna let you. Bring me...Read Full Lyrics

Guys like us, we had it bad.An average American superhero,Rolled out of bed.Read the sports page,Lost his bet.Pulls up his jeans and his worker boots,A bottle of beer and his penth...Read Full Lyrics

This one's called Johnny. Pay the rent! Working, and working, he's working so hard, Pushing, and pushing, he's pushing his car. A wife, a house, and a dog and two kids, The IRS sq...Read Full Lyrics

Land ho! My name is Joe, I drive a truck, steam roll. Strong man, I got a plan, Sing it all day, from land to land. I swear I'm in fourth gear, My rollers down, trail of smears. A...Read Full Lyrics

The functional member of society, Fixes dysfunctions, Fixed my car, Fixed my art, Fixed the price, Fixed my vice, Made me a functional member of society. Make me function, Make me...Read Full Lyrics

I heard you saying something, And I saw you doing nothing. You sit upon your garbage, You're waiting on a bargain. You pick a straightened ticket, Pick a familiar face. Bitching l...Read Full Lyrics

Smash, smash the magnavox. Smash, smash the magnavox. Smash, smash the magnavox. Smash, smash the magnavox. Sister had a birthday, it won't be televised, Brother's bright ideas, t...Read Full Lyrics

Smoulder, smoulder, days grow older, Cinders glow, ashes blow. Spread across the bedroom floor, Where everybody wants to go... I can taste you, I've got your hips in my mouth, I c...Read Full Lyrics