Aches and Pains Lyrics

Where there's a will there's a guy named Bill or WilliamIf the sun don't shine then I know it's mine If there's a way, that's where we should be. Away.If variety is the spice of li...Read Full Lyrics

Don't fuck with the guy who makes your food, He's got different ways of being rudeSalmonella, mozzarella, bagels off the floor Botulism, fires with jism, pubic hairs galore, When y...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's a goddamnmotherfuckin' frolic with the hunchbacks!I'm gonna walk right up to you and give you your lunch back! We're sneakin' up on you right behind your back Cuz it's a ...Read Full Lyrics

Thanks to heavy rotation we are just as sick of the new as the old-the music revolution will be homogenized...Read Full Lyrics

Baby our love went to pay the gas bill stopped off for smokes and was abducted by the others baby our dreams were lifted by high-tech art thieves and sold for millions of dollars o...Read Full Lyrics

Lost control at the water fountain todayI was sure someone's spittle would get on me in some wayBut the spout was clean to my dismayHook up sequence, the sequence of eventsThat lea...Read Full Lyrics

I've never been to JapanI've never been to Egypt or CubaI've never been to M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-iI've never been to PetalumaI've never been to the moonI've never been to Mars or Nep...Read Full Lyrics

You say that I live in fantasyAnd all that's nothing belongs to meMy world's better than your worldIt's betterMy world's better than your worldIt's betterMy world's better than you...Read Full Lyrics

Ya wade through the waterLiable to slip and fall in its slime And ya hurl stonesHeavin' heavy rocks all the timeYa start fires and burn up everything you can findYer one cranky bas...Read Full Lyrics

I could complain if I felt the need wouldn't do me no goodI can't help the wickedness that festers in my headbut I've got to say I sorta feel I need to knead her breadMaybe the sti...Read Full Lyrics