Aching To Sneeze Lyrics

I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I want to eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the throat I've...Read Full Lyrics

There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think I've...Read Full Lyrics

I want it cheap, I want it now I want it fast, and I want it with feeling I want it deep, I want a vow I want it to last, and I want it with meaning I will come and get you in t...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, Mr. Fussy Hello, Mrs. Nice Have you ever shared a bathtub Full of beer and ice? I know you want to I know you can Put down your children And free up your hands Come o...Read Full Lyrics

I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that light...Read Full Lyrics

Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who l...Read Full Lyrics

You said you like mixin' it up I said I don't like to chat You said you smoked the big kahunas I said I'm not like that I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin' So don't be spillin...Read Full Lyrics

Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my hand and your pretty l...Read Full Lyrics

Who put the doggy in the doghouse? You did, baby - you did Who put your granny in the granny house? You did, baby - you did, baby Who put the bad in the madhouse? You did, baby - y...Read Full Lyrics

I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny pu...Read Full Lyrics