Afro-blair - Because I Got High Lyrics

We're sitting here with Eazy E Believe that How are you doing? All right So, Eazy, tell me, how was your life as a youngster ? Ruthless, my style as a juvenile Ran with a gang, s...Read Full Lyrics

Marie has bought a gnomeFor a man who's a gnome fanA plonker in a council houseWith a fake tanHis face has turned purpleHis voice hasn't droppedHe's so much in needSome walk like t...Read Full Lyrics

Girl I know you got no hairI know that you just don't careYou used to have a mop on topBut now you keep it in a boxSuddenly your head is bareLying there upon your bed'Cos now that ...Read Full Lyrics

What did I do wrongOh, you forgot to do the shoppingBut there were no shops openThere's shops like Asda, Sainsbury's, Waitrose, Quick-Save, Netto's and Co-OpWhy do I have to goOh, ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chris] I can see the beginning[Chris] Won't remember the end[Chris] I've been here for a while and it shows[Dave] Later on I'll be spinnin'[Dave] And I will not pretend[Dave] I be...Read Full Lyrics

What's happenin'?My name's Bill SmithGot a nice beer bellyAnd my feet really whiffI walk down the streetAll the ladies that I meetSmile at me as I pass'Cause I look really sweetI w...Read Full Lyrics

Ohhh .. Ohhh ... Ohhh .. Get to the bar it's your roundOhhh .. Ohhh ... Ohhh .. Guinness for meMarch 17th my favourite dayThe only one where I go out to playDown the pub with my ma...Read Full Lyrics

I know she wants, I know she wants stewI know she wants, I know she wants stewI know she wants, I know she wants stewI know she wants, I know she wants stewBoy I really love my tea...Read Full Lyrics

Hiya BimboOh sod offYou wanna go for a rideLook I've told youCome onJust 'cause I'm a girl, does not mean I'm a bimboI have blonde hair, that means you careI just have to smile, yo...Read Full Lyrics

Since I was a young boy I played the silver ballI also played some discotheques and various church hallsI once was in Take ThatAnd people thought I was a pratFilling my big stomach...Read Full Lyrics