Ain't No Pleasing You Lyrics

I wonder in whose arms you are tonight I wonder does he think he's doing alright I don't really care but still I wonder Just how long he takes to see the light I wonder if you use...Read Full Lyrics

You wandered in upon my life And haven't lost me yet Said the turkey to the carving knife: "What you give is what you get" A fresh and lovely summers day, We thought would never en...Read Full Lyrics

When we got married I took the marriage vow In sickness and in health I said I do For richer, for poorer 'Till death us do part And you said that you'd Honour an obey me too But ...Read Full Lyrics

Some people sing about deutchy girls and girls from california They mite be alrite for a nite alrite, but don't trust them I warn ya I've been to the east and I've been out west an...Read Full Lyrics

Well I had an old uncle was mean as can be He said "When I die you'll get nothin' from me" Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble All he left me was an old over coat But I found in the p...Read Full Lyrics

Rabbit, rabbit.....(repeat) You got a beatiful chin, You got beautiful skin, You got a beautiful face, You got taste You got beautiful eyes, You got beautiful thighs, You got a l...Read Full Lyrics

Snooker loopy nuts are we Me and him and them and me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue Pot the reds then, screw back For the yellow green brown ...Read Full Lyrics

We're gonna take this, opportunity To play some old time songs We got a lap-trap on the off-beat And a bass drum on the on Stars over 45, we're gonna keep those songs alive Those b...Read Full Lyrics

If you ever find yourself believing All those things you made up To save yourself the trouble Of having to explain - yeah The mess you're in We are in the same boat Just st...Read Full Lyrics

Mother phoned up last night she was going spare She was in a temper pulling out her hair "Your sisters brought in this scruffy looking head Father don't give a monkeys this is what...Read Full Lyrics