Air Crash Museum Lyrics

I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators. I mean really... We're going to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been We're going to a bad party And I hope t...Read Full Lyrics

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so insane I don't wanna be on ...Read Full Lyrics

Life sucks, then you die And your soul gets sucked into the sky Birds sing, I wonder why You eat a bowl of cereal and sigh You're late for your class You're walkin' the halls witho...Read Full Lyrics

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbour's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty...Read Full Lyrics

All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In this big scary place...Read Full Lyrics

Cheese is the one thing that's indestructible How much is your Blue Cross deductible? Open your eyes to a wicked surprise You'll lose your mind if you just step inside They say eve...Read Full Lyrics

He would sit in the class and dream While the teacher lectured Until the school bell would ring He'd be President Philosopher king He was a dreamer, he was a creator He would drea...Read Full Lyrics

Alright! Kill the motherfucker! Nahahahahaha Blbblbblbblb Blbbbb Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call me High Hat Sam I'...Read Full Lyrics

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies With no caree...Read Full Lyrics

I want everybody to raise your right or left hand. Now, repeat after Me... No fuckin' way... Crowd: No fuckin' way... Am I gonna die... Crowd: Am I gonna die... In Exxon's war....Read Full Lyrics