Alcoholiday Lyrics

Desmond is a big man, he is six foot one He brought home an organ, just to have some fun Pressure got too much, stardom take it's toll Woh, his life is just one big black hole Woh,...Read Full Lyrics

it must suck being three feet tallno way to get chicks at allyou could be a midget in pornosor an Ewok in Star Wars, who knows?you're only 36 inches tallit must rock being three fe...Read Full Lyrics

Woke up for the eighth night this weekdays like this I can never sleepdownstairs to get something to eatand then I turn on the TVwatching Goonies on channel 34changing stations lik...Read Full Lyrics

Walking down the street when I look overonly to see that I am surroundedI fall over as they start attacking mehelp! they're hurting me! I'm being poundedmy face starts bleeding as ...Read Full Lyrics

I've felt this way before Still standing at your door My palms are dripping wet I can't take it anymore I better start walking now It's a long ways to my house This road never seem...Read Full Lyrics

sometimes I wonderhow you survived your childhoodand then I ponderwhere did your parents go wrong?you said it right whenyou said, "I am such a loser"what was I thinking then?"man, ...Read Full Lyrics

ever since the first time our eyes metI can't keep my mind off of youyou're killing my head like a jumbo jetI don't know just what I should doI'm so excited it hurtsI can't deny it...Read Full Lyrics

Schizophrenic nightmares sending shivers down my spine I may be a little twisted, But I swear that my life is fine [Chorus] I'm living with a perfect stranger, is there anybody ...Read Full Lyrics

what's so great about California?won't someone please tell me?no one ever sings about Ohioit's kinda cool to a degreewe have huge fields full of cornthe rock and roll hall of famet...Read Full Lyrics

I don't need no girlfrienddon't need no ball and chainnot an anniversaryor Valentine's DayI like spending moneyjust not all on youyeah I know you like me lotsbut I don't love youcu...Read Full Lyrics