Alfred (Interlude) Lyrics

Call this mother fuckerOh f*ck yeahGive em a piece of my mind,A piece of my ass(Thanks for waiting, this is, may I help you?)Oh thank youI need to make a collect call(What number?)...Read Full Lyrics

Pray you see tomorrow lil' boy, you gon' learnAll them pretty bitches leave yo' ass in the earthYou ain't sold your last rock, you just better earnBut I pray you see tomorrow lil' ...Read Full Lyrics

Obie TriceReal name no gimmicksTwo trailer park girls go 'round the outside,'Round the outside, 'round the outsideTwo trailer park girls go 'round the outside,'Round the outside, '...Read Full Lyrics

Eminem Has a full line of chainsawsEminemMarshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, EminemWho can say for sure?Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answerIf science can operate on th...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus]Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)My name is Slim ShadyHi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)My name is Slim ShadyHi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)My name is...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah boy,Better ring the alarm boy,Dem know what's coming boy,Yeah, yeah, yeahOh my God, fucking BomboclatI'm hard as Kenard, the little boy who shot Omar in The Wire,Tie a whore u...Read Full Lyrics

You're drunk, the carpet is burnedI hate to find you like thisI always find you like thisI come home and clean up your messWhat would you do without that?Why do I always come back?...Read Full Lyrics

Music, reality, sometimes it's hard to tell the differenceBut we as entertainers have a responsibility to these kidsPsych!If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrowWould you ...Read Full Lyrics

Man, whateverDre just let it runAyo, turn the beat up a little bitAyo, this song is for anyoneF*ck it, just shut up and listen, ayoI sit back with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this b...Read Full Lyrics

And everyone should get alongOkay children quiet down, quiet down Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Shady Children quiet down pl...Read Full Lyrics