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Soooooooo,Apparently, you got a kitten.It's a very, very, very pretty kitty.I like it's soft fur coat.It's kind of like my cat.Except, I notice, your cat..About you cat, I notice.....Read Full Lyrics

Someone has to payFor making the world wrongSomethings need a dayBefore things can be doneTelevision saysThat you cannot see the lightBut im staring at it nowAnd goddam it is brigh...Read Full Lyrics

I have a sick mindAnd usually I would put Something completely Random hereAs I did on the otherSong by "What MadeMiliwauke Famous" (checkit out, i think its goodlyrics writing seei...Read Full Lyrics

Look at yourself.Sitting there, at yourComputer, reading this.What kind of patheticLife are youLeading, huh?I mean, look at yourself.How did you even landThis job? It must be yourG...Read Full Lyrics

We both know it's going to be another long winter The kind that freezes shut the doors of early spring But I still like the wind When I hear you knocking, with a whisper I'll open ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, its me again, the unsulter. Yeah, your life still sucks....Read Full Lyrics

I have great expectationsI can represent this nationI am a wild partyRah Rah OleOooh I am a late bloomerOooh I was ugly as a childPimples on my pimples and scabs on my scabsI've go...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time,there was a circus,a circus full of clownsbalancing elephants,dancing bears,zombies, acrobats!But what I loved, more then of all those,were the jugglers.And they j...Read Full Lyrics

Please listen up closely with your own two earsI'll tell you a secret I need you hearEveryone needs someone sometimeYou showed me myself when I was someone elseClouded and sadMy fe...Read Full Lyrics

My make up friend I pretend to care about her Well she sucks me in again I can't bend or break I can't make mistakes My made up friend's got it all worked out This ain't customary...Read Full Lyrics