All I Have To Do Is Hurt You Lyrics

Been around the block too muchAnd now I have to wonderDid Bing Crosby really like bing cherries?What's a guy to do 'round hereAbout technical support for beardsTechnical support fo...Read Full Lyrics

Now I know it's not that weirdGot hit by you, my blood got smearedI killed myself and now you knowIf you play it cool, you're a dead manI've got a set of real facesYours is one I a...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not the Bering StraitI'm not the Bering StraitI am the Ice AgeI am the Ice AgeAnd isn't it strangeHow I let you walk all over me?Am I your bathmat?Am I just now where it's at?A...Read Full Lyrics

I forgot to wash my hands after performing an appendectomyI think I forgot to wash my hands before carving some crazy turkeyIf cleanliness is loneliness then loneliness is surgical...Read Full Lyrics

People gettin' me down on my rap skills'Cause I rap how I wanna rapCap how I wanna capRap how I wanna rapI rap how I wanna rapStapp how I wanna StappRap how I wanna rapNow here's t...Read Full Lyrics

Everything I touch is comic goldEverything I touchI've got the touchEverything I touch becomes a hit rapperEverything I touchI've got the touchEverything I touch is solid goldEvery...Read Full Lyrics

I want to partyI want to partyBut I got abducted by aliensSo I had to settle forI had to settle for an alien jump rope partyAlien jump rope party!Alien jump rope party!There's tent...Read Full Lyrics

The shark was coming at me but then it blew upThe shark was coming at me but then it blew upNo one would tell me if we won the cupGo with the flow I said but it don't knowThat ther...Read Full Lyrics

You've got the moneyAnd I've got the honeyAnd I'm feeling lonelySo let's catch us a bearI say we break out the cardsAnd pay tribute to the man who invented crapsHallelujah'Cause yo...Read Full Lyrics

Who got the huh?Who got the huh?I got the huhHe got the huhShe got the huhWho got the huh?Everybody got the huhWho got the huh?We got the huh!Role callList of people who have the h...Read Full Lyrics