All I Want For Christmas Is My Methadone Lyrics

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I am an astronaut falling through the night I am an astronaut lost beyond your sight I am an astronaut letting go and holding tight I am an astronaut just don't ask me why You are...Read Full Lyrics

Strawberry pizza flavored lifesaver lover Hold me a little tighter honey underneath the covers I got a holographic heart shaped muscle in my chest That needs a little loving and I ...Read Full Lyrics

I am batman but you can call me Bob And when I see the boy wonder I say yo rob I used to wear a cape and do the leotard bit But now I wear all serious because I don't give a shit I...Read Full Lyrics

We shared a good laugh We shared a tear or two And they can't take that away We shared the good times We shared the bad times too I know you want me to stay oh yeah! (CHORUS) What ...Read Full Lyrics

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Mama got the cornbread Daddy got the sauce Daddy wear the pants But mamma she's the boss Daddy be up playing with the black cat bone Leaving poor mama at home all alone Daddy di...Read Full Lyrics

Lay on the grass beside me, crystal eyes You know you hypnotize me with your crystal eyes But I woke when I found out About your tiny little lies And I had to face the truth Just i...Read Full Lyrics