All The Mayors Of Roadsville Lyrics

I admit its true / I still like Motley Crue / Metallica and the Number of the Beast / Cuz Faster Pussycat rocks and so does Judas Priest / I love the spandex that they wear / I saw...Read Full Lyrics

I'm twenty four, I don't own a tie / I don't have a job and I love to get high / My hairline's receding, I'm getting a gut / I love to jerk off and I love to read smut / I can't ru...Read Full Lyrics

She boards a one way train / She's leaving home again / Maybe this time she'll be strong enough / Tears fill up her eyes / As her kids wave their goodbyes / Maybe this time they'll...Read Full Lyrics

It was a sunny summer day of sophomore year / Derek, Marc, and I on highway 55 / Surfboards on the rack, ate breakfast on the way / Its days like these that make me glad to be aliv...Read Full Lyrics

Me, I'm nothing but a goddamn liar / Set me loose on the wolves I am hungry / Hope the sides of the dice add to seven / Cuz I won't be back / Clean your plate and masturbate and fi...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in a punk band, I can't really play / But that doesn't matter with music these days / I'm in a punk band, my friends think we suck / But I can play bar chords and I can yell fu...Read Full Lyrics

This is the story of a girl named Ann / She's half-Japanese, mom's from Japan / She's sixteen but she's going on thirty / Her mind is pure but her thoughts are dirty / Dirty Ann li...Read Full Lyrics

We're going out tonight its time to kick some ass / My wallets full of green and I got my backstage pass / I'll smile and smoke a lot, can I buy you another drink? / Lets talk abou...Read Full Lyrics

Its almost three a.m. and I should be asleep / But instead I lie awake in my room and my head still hurts from the night before last / My only solace is thinking of you / Let me dr...Read Full Lyrics

The hood of your car and the Florida skyline You told me your secrets with your head pressed to mine We lay close together like ivy entwined You are all of my songs and the sun as ...Read Full Lyrics