Almost Got Hit By A Truck Lyrics

There was this big guy And He had a great idea He built himself a world And He'd put people on it But the people they turned wicked And they soon forgot Who had made their ...Read Full Lyrics

Ain't no woman gonna make a George Jones outta me Ain't no woman gonna make a George Jones outta me Whatever will be will be Just wait and you'll see You'll see Ain't no woman...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have to say a thing She knows exactly what I want And anytime I feel like this What we have goes out for lunch She looks at me like a gun cocked And I'm afraid to tu...Read Full Lyrics

Big business monkey Nothing's funny Big business monkey Everything's money He sold cheeseburgers with that cashier's smile He runs his house like a burger king manager And th...Read Full Lyrics

He was smiling through his own personal hell Dropped his last dime in a wishing well But he was hoping to close and then he fell Now he's Casper the Friendly Ghost He was alw...Read Full Lyrics

and there's lots of friends to have - yeah yeah yeah You don't have nothing to do go downtown to see what's happening at the zoo when you're right in the middle of a crowd ...Read Full Lyrics

Me and a friend went out one night Walkin' in the street. We talked of God and the end of the world. I stuck my head in a fire hydrant. The night was cool. It was around the time ...Read Full Lyrics

She caught the caddy Left me the mule to drive She caught the caddy Left me a mule to drive Her hand, her hand was bloody On a skimpy line I saw the dog hanging on the swing set I...Read Full Lyrics

If I was a cricus man Then I'd be a circus man Only you could understand All my life ahead of me That's the way it ought to be Circus take me away Yonder where I've been again Then...Read Full Lyrics

Come to me tonight If you can hear me thinking Come see me tonight I don't need to invite If you can catch the vibe Come see me tonight Yesterday has gone again I'm thinki...Read Full Lyrics