Aloha From Hell Lyrics

There's a place where lovers go to cry their troubles awayAnd they call it lonesome town, where the broken hearts stayYou can buy a dream or two to last you all through the yearsAn...Read Full Lyrics

You look cute in your battery cable jumper.And your railroad spiked heels.With your rearend dipped in rubber.Like a Goodyear without wheels.At the Sado County Auto Show...At the Sa...Read Full Lyrics

Well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can Wiped me off took a look and said "it's a man!" Ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure Bet better hold on tight baby...Read Full Lyrics

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird bird bird birdB-bird's the word oh well-a bird bird birdBird is a word oh well-a bird bird birdWell-a bird is the word oh well-a bird bird...Read Full Lyrics

I went to the museum and stood on a chair. Some girl drew a crowd by what she didn't wear. She made everybody look up there. It was a naked girl fallin' down the stairs! Naked girl...Read Full Lyrics

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird bird bird birdB-bird's the word oh well-a bird bird birdBird is a word oh well-a bird bird birdWell-a bird is the word oh well-a bird bird...Read Full Lyrics

Awoooooooooow!I wouldn't be a no club that'd have me for a memberNo, I wouldn't be a no club that'd have me for a memberSay I squeeze you hard, don't ever changeI'll eat you in Sep...Read Full Lyrics

Life is short filled of stuff Don't know what for I ain't had enough I learned all I know By the age of nine But I could better myself If I could only find Some new kind of kick So...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a human flyI spell (it) F-L-YI say buzz buzz buzzand it's just becauseI'm a human flyand I don't know whyI've got 96 tearsand 96 eyesI've got a garbage brainit's driving me ins...Read Full Lyrics

There's a place where lovers go to cry their troubles awayAnd they call it lonesome town, where the broken hearts stayYou can buy a dream or two to last you all through the yearsAn...Read Full Lyrics