Alternative Alf Garnett Lyrics

Conspiracy theory Number One Jesus was a man from Mars The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun And The Three Wise Men arrived in cars Conspiracy theory Number Two War is just a...Read Full Lyrics

We had one for sorrow, two for joy Three for his old girl and four for the boys Five for silver and six for gold Then we lose control So we leave his keys behind the bar Because he...Read Full Lyrics

Over to Bob for the weather and funniesA murdering mob and some ugly bugs bunnyWith a Valentines card from a ghost town that's hauntedBy the National Guard and America's least want...Read Full Lyrics

Return to sender, Carried straight from the womb to the grave Your eyes have been paled to emptiness All thing have been carved out by the unceasing haunts of (this) the Great Mani...Read Full Lyrics

I was five and you were sixwe rode on horses made of stickshe was black and i was whiteand he would always win the fightbang bangyou shot me downbang bangi hit the groundbang bang ...Read Full Lyrics

the knife edge takes you homeyour fake blood streaming down your wrists a plot, you smile when we tried to helpwe cared,now its clear to see, why you cut.,you got it (fake blood!)y...Read Full Lyrics

When you climb to the top of the mountainLook out over the seaThink about the places perhaps, where a young man could beThen you jump back down to the rooftopsLook out over the tow...Read Full Lyrics

take - what you feel you owe yourself todaylive- cause you cannot live forevergive - what has fallen from another placeand you find yourself looking to the night againyou can't sur...Read Full Lyrics

Watching youfeeling all your liesbelieving youand all that you disguiseknowing youfeeling all your painseeing youdestroying all your friendsI brought you down, I brought you ever c...Read Full Lyrics

Green blurs pass us byfrom now on it’s spilling your everythinghere’s to wishing on starsand you know...you said it all, you said it allyou said it all, you said it all...you s...Read Full Lyrics