Always Coming Back Home To You Lyrics

*Voice messages from upset girlfriends* :*Hey you fucking asshole*Hi Sean, I just got finished cleaning some vomit out of my car*Sean, I'm so fucking pissed at you I could rip your...Read Full Lyrics

[NWA airline attendant] Welcome aboard ladies and gentlemen This is Northwest Airlines flight 7-7-7-7 (echo) [Old vinyl sample] Real love It's the real love It's the real love [S...Read Full Lyrics

this next one goes outto all the depressed women in the houseWhether you're taking the prozac the xanax or the paxilWhatever the hell they put into that capsulei want y'all to come...Read Full Lyrics

It's the bird, it must have been the birdDisgusting critter, it mustWe should have known better then trustThis disease infested ball of lust and carnagePiece of garbage with wings ...Read Full Lyrics

Dialed up his homie Murs on the telephoneGotta talk to somebody who can tell him what the hell is wrongBrain freezing up, he don't know what to doBut the people that know him know ...Read Full Lyrics

hi my name is sean daleyand you might know me from such films as:i can't sing, but neither can youwhat are you lookin at?don't look at medon't talk to meoh you rap too?i should hav...Read Full Lyrics

In my ContinentalSplinter off the mentalWhen you want the best showNever accept anything lessElements of purposeTrue love from the first kissSpread it on the surfaceSit back and wa...Read Full Lyrics

We're travellin' a missileWeavin' through your cornfieldsLeaving behind a trail of amateur porn and orange peelsNavigating through this basementthat masquerades as a nationPractici...Read Full Lyrics

"Flight 101, Super Jet service for Pittsburgh and Los Angeleswill depart from Gate 12. Passengers may proceed into thegate area for checking..."(Oh yeah) Los Angeles, hot and bothe...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening ladies and gentlemen I want you to give a warm welcome for…Anybody here ever been to Colorado, more importantly DenverNothing I sayNothing I say meant a thing to you...Read Full Lyrics