Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Lyrics

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All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics

Never be rude to an ArabAn Israeli, or Saudi, or JewNever be rude to an IrishmanNo matter what you doNever poke fun at a N*ggerA Spick, or a Wop, or a Kraut And never put down(Expl...Read Full Lyrics

The world today is absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's wh...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium.PIRATE: Scribble away!CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium.PIRATE: And balance the books.CHORUS: Up,...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

I've got ninety thousand French francs in my fridgeI've got lots of lovely LireNow the Deutschmark's getting dearerAnd my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn bridgeThere is nothing...Read Full Lyrics

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio.I bet you they won't play this new ng song.It's not that it's or controversialjust that the ng words are awfully strong.You can't...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics