American Daddy Lyrics

I have recently readWhen your television wants you deadLift your covers and meet me at the edge of your bedHow are the children in your head?How are the children, are they fed?Did ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey there, Caroline, you just survived your very worst dayI'd pray for you in the green grassBut that just feels awkward and uncomfortable nowThey say Coach J. is on his way, he sa...Read Full Lyrics

Leonard, I'm back in the gameYou should see what these Christians they do in your nameSheena the punk rocker was never a ladyWhy you so surprised to find she's now your alt-right b...Read Full Lyrics

You say I never get our story right anymoreI'm not a liar, I'm forgetful and I leave an open doorI remember your gold laméYou said you liked it when the audience looked your wayBa...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. President, bow down, Lady Godiva's back in townAnd I would make a bet the future of her heartThe future of her heart is chocolateDon't shoot the messengerDon't shoot the messen...Read Full Lyrics

We put our love in a box'Cause I couldn't find youPut it down in the ground and we prayed like Evangelicals doPastor Bob reverentially bentThe four of us woke up like an accidentWe...Read Full Lyrics

You don't remember meI am your national mysteryI'm the one you got over quickI'm the witch that made the universe start to tick'Til you know we're one blood brotherI will open like...Read Full Lyrics

I fell in love with a businessmanI sold him my hair and my clothesWe had a meal like a Rockefeller dealJust wanted to buy you a roseI froze my rose in a nitrogen tankAnd I checked ...Read Full Lyrics

Holdin' on to feelings that I do not like About the situation I can feel my teeth trying to break the ice I'm helpless, helpless when it comes to you I'll say nothing up against th...Read Full Lyrics

I can't let you sweep me off my feet just yet When I've only just landed firm on the ground And I'm so tired of being messed around You've watched me shift my shape and fall into ...Read Full Lyrics