America Kicks Ass Lyrics

(sung)I get so happy sometimesI could singSuch a happy songI get so happy sometimesSometimes time seems infiniteEvery momentPure joySavoringEvery secondEverythingTurns to laughterS...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken)There is almost nothing worse in the world than to have a brief glimpse—of clarity, of the Absolute, of All and Everything—and to realize that that is as close as you w...Read Full Lyrics

[spoken]It's like we were relaxing, sitting around talking, there was a little dancing, a little heated argument, a little bit of this, a little of that, and somebody said somethin...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken)Recently, the Times reported that scientists in Europe have created antimatter. It's about time. I have been waiting. I have worked hard, logging endless hours watching Sta...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken, by John)Get deep into the shit. Get into it. Roll around in it. The shit is brown, so get down with it. Get down with the funk and roll around in it. You can't make a omel...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken)You know what's a good food? Avocados. They fucking rule. Fucking avocados. I'm so there if it's gonna be avocados, I'm there. If I can have that with avocado, I'm gonna or...Read Full Lyrics