American Life [DVD] Lyrics

My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy. Let me tell you why. He's the epitome of neighborly. My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy. Let me tell y'all why. He drips personality. My f...Read Full Lyrics

What if Christmas didn't come this year And no one paid for Christmas cheer? Who would cry the biggest tear, The child or the store? Why do brides wear virgin white? Most do not...Read Full Lyrics

When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang. I was hungerin' for some apple pie. Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit. Washed the sleep out of my eye. Oh yeah, it's gonn...Read Full Lyrics

They call me Mr. Knowitall I will not compromise. I will not be told what to do. I shall not step aside. They call me Mr. Knowitall I have no time to waste. My mouth it spews pure...Read Full Lyrics

Hello all you boys and girls I'd like to take you to the inside world It's quite an irregular place to be But never fear you're safe with me Well, maybe Golden hair of macrame Ag...Read Full Lyrics

An overaged boy of 39 has left the wing today The first time in his life he's made that step Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity He's entered in a race that must be ...Read Full Lyrics

You can have a lolly pop A candy bar, a jelly bean I'll buy you a rainbow to hang above your door It's pudding time Laughter is a sweet you can't put a price on When laughter's a...Read Full Lyrics

Fellow colleges, distinguished members of the press, ladies And gentlemen: I would like to take this opportunity to personally and humbly thank Each and every one of you for joini...Read Full Lyrics

Why do we do this C.G. and I? Every night vegetables... Minds numbed up by T.H.C. I've got my pen, C.G. the remote. Laurel and Hardy's the best bet at 4 A.M. on a Friday. No dread...Read Full Lyrics

By the light of the lamp I sit to type- my notes on tab at my side I don't see the sun much these days A fluorescent tan covers my hide How much impact shall I have this time? My g...Read Full Lyrics