An Insult to the Fact Checkers Lyrics

I want to say I learned something valuable today Alas, my murdered remains are incapable of learning anything Trusted you I should have never trusted you In fact I never did What's...Read Full Lyrics

Impatiently I wait to refill my prescription And count the tock of the drugstore clock A prototype they say to combat my affliction Extra gravity to control me But that's my fun ...Read Full Lyrics

You would give up your right arm to go back To when you had a right arm You'll need some muscles to move it backward Push back the hands of time Broken glass is glittering like di...Read Full Lyrics

Selflessly hiding all emotions inside Chilly and dry, New England style Nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws Who's keeping score? Who wins that war? I'm busting out And I kn...Read Full Lyrics

The bright side is blinding our eyes And the sound keeps ringin', ringin' The bright side is just a white lie That the crowd keeps singin', singin' You are a busy bee You are a bus...Read Full Lyrics

I'll make a reckless prediction I'll still be in the kitchen When the lights come on I think we'll probably be good If stuff is still where it stood When the lights come on We won...Read Full Lyrics

Lake monsters of the USA From Cape Cod, to Massachusetts All across America From Chicago to East California You might be asking yourself Is this a different world? Are they really...Read Full Lyrics

If only there were some way to shut out All this noise in my head Oh wait there already is It's called McCafferty's Bib I used to have eleven problems Then they all went away When...Read Full Lyrics

They call me the greatest 'Cause I'm not very good And they're being sarcastic They're being sarcastic Oh, I'm taking names But I'm not doing much With the names that I'm taking ...Read Full Lyrics

Saw that in a movie I just fixed up the cellar Half of that is mine Some of that was true We die alone, we die afraid We live in terror, we're naked and alone And the grave is the...Read Full Lyrics