An Invitation to Cry Lyrics

Here they come with their GTOsTheir hair parted in neat white rowsHallway Gods in really cool clothesHigh schoolers and Haggard know what I know...Read Full Lyrics

God's gonna separate the wheat from the tares Didn’t He say? Didn’t He say? God's gonna separate the wheat from the tares Didn’t He say? Let them do what will they may 'Til t...Read Full Lyrics

One-third of your lifeYou spend one-third of your life in bedWhy don't you work? You might as well be deadLife's a dragThat is what you saidYou'd rather sleepInstead of earning bre...Read Full Lyrics

You're the life and soul of the party, babyThis town is what you want it to beYou're the life and soul of the party, babyBut everybody's laughing at meAnytime you walking out with ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Jimmy, look!Huh?Good lord, get down!Sue, don't move!Those... those creatures!They have almost-human bodies!And dragon heads...They're headin' right toward the others.And look a...Read Full Lyrics

I go to Indianapolis every year, to see the the Indy 500. I go there with friends to drive and race. Every year when they go there to qualify, they usually have to go as fast as th...Read Full Lyrics

Cleanup on Aisle Number 9!Can anybody out there hear me? I said clean it up!Hi, we'll need a copy taking clean up out aisle keeping out on the town ?...Read Full Lyrics

Paul, did you hear that?Hear what? I don't hear anything unusual.A sort of strange haunting music. It's been coming in on an interstellar frequency. Softly intermittent, but at reg...Read Full Lyrics

Madam President, and fellow members, I feel that we girls have been chased for years by the wrong men. Now it's our chance to chase the right men. Let's pick out what we want, and ...Read Full Lyrics

This is just designed to help people overcome the basic fear of math.The human calculator. The human calculator.The human calculator. The human calculator.Some possible exceptions ...Read Full Lyrics