Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes, And How! Lyrics

Cheese is the one thing that's Indestructable How much of your Blue Cross Is deductable? Open your eyes to a wicked Surprise You'll lose your mind if you Just step inside They say ...Read Full Lyrics

There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son And some shoes that hurt his feet Mean little nails rose up in a bunch And plunged in...Read Full Lyrics

She's been tripping over the flowers in her garden The weeds are growing high She dropped her laundry off at school And hung her children on the clothesline to dry She's throwing t...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening ladies and gentlemen And welcome to P.J.'s Astrological Love Lounge We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me W...Read Full Lyrics

Joe: ???? Rodney: Get Out ??? Joe: Ya, that was me. (1.2. a 1.2.3.4) What am I gonna do When I get close to you? Wanna hold you next to me But you bring me misery I hate you, but...Read Full Lyrics

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New RochelleWith my wife Laura and son Richie but nowMy life's a living hell cause I tripped over the ottomanOne too many timesI tripped ove...Read Full Lyrics

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na (x2) Sha Na Na Na Na Sha-Na-Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys in gold lame If only ...Read Full Lyrics

You've got a Methodist coloring book And you color really well But don't color outside the lines Or God will send you to hell 'Cause God hates war And God hates crime But He really...Read Full Lyrics

There's a little man in my head And he's drunk all of the time He sits there on a bench Holdin' a monkey wrench Sometimes he beats it against my mind There's a little man in my he...Read Full Lyrics

I saw you naked and you were chasing a pigSo I led the police to your house and showed 'em where to digYou thought you could live in peaceBut I saw you naked and I called the polic...Read Full Lyrics