Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics

(parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust) Riding in the bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!) Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand With the pervert...Read Full Lyrics

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy thin...Read Full Lyrics

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know...Read Full Lyrics

(cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony pony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest...Read Full Lyrics

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper] I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide. They're always in the mood for s...Read Full Lyrics

Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns, and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There's no kind you haven't tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to watch potatoes gro...Read Full Lyrics

You can torture me With Donnie & Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock Like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People song you know Or play Vanilla I...Read Full Lyrics

Jagst du die Wahrheit durch das Land Hetzt du die Liebe in den Tod Wirfst du den Stein auf deinen Nchsten Ist dein Spiegelbild nicht dein Brot Welche Macht scheint dich zu leiten S...Read Full Lyrics

Die fernen Himmelszeichen habe ich erkannt Ein Blick ins Sternenfeuer setzte mich in Brand Wie von tausend Sonnen scheint etwas auf mich ein Und meine Welt wird niemals mehr diesel...Read Full Lyrics