Anniversary Waltz Lyrics

T wass a tragedy but, when she spied alfie's nut Drooping down on top of his gut She could not believe it, audrey's sides nearly split Twas this the end of that fat wheezing git? I...Read Full Lyrics

When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say," And what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy And that's the way to...Read Full Lyrics

You tell me, I'm not good e Nough for you, what can I do? Shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh, I got so sick I told a Vic Ar her dad, I must be mad, Shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's one for the money, two for the show Three to get ready, let's go, cat go, let go Don't you step on my blue suede shoes, oh yes You can do anything but keep off my blue su...Read Full Lyrics

Just like we had ffffeared, the mates we had have all dissapeared Nicky, Flip, Paul, Fat Bob and Ted, they all done a bunk & all got wed Out with the lads for A laugh and A beer, t...Read Full Lyrics

Carol Dodds ahooo is a girl, She was always happ Ee but now it's crap for her she's met Keith, Carol Dodds ahooo's in a whirl, She thinks Keith is good, But I knew he would leave h...Read Full Lyrics

Who's a pretty boy then? Your girlfriend says when she's got you wearing a tie You're looking like a puff and you think I've had enough Stop and take a look at yourself for a while...Read Full Lyrics

Bowling Barmy, oo oo She's got bowling blues Bowling socks, bowling shoes Bowling night & day Hey She waits miserably Down the bowling alley He's a bowling junky Bowls his life aw...Read Full Lyrics

Easy come, easy go Chenky's bent and he should know How we feel when he says to us Give z a kiss, give z a kiss, give z a kiss, give z a kiss We don't spread gossip you know We ju...Read Full Lyrics

Davey, wakes wearing a frown, he knows that she's around He's in his dressin' gown, down and davey Davey, dreams of days gone by, makes davey wanna cry He weeps and wonders why ...Read Full Lyrics