Another Crap Secret Song Lyrics

Hey darling, let's not be coy You're just a girl and I'm just a boy He's just a boy that wants to have s** Let us be serious, you could be next. If you're lucky, you might fuck me...Read Full Lyrics

We wrote a parody of a well known track and dicked around filming in my parents flat Then put it on a well know video site and we got a million views in a night, Wasn't it a billio...Read Full Lyrics

I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine Mum said lights off but they're still on at half nine There's nothing-gay bout doing nails and doing hair Nor nothing-gay bout three ...Read Full Lyrics

A baby's born in 1987 Into a family of love and care His Mummy treats him like a gift from heaven His Daddy shows him how to style his hair A few years later it's a cold December ...Read Full Lyrics

Ya out with your friends Pull up in your mums Mercedes benz Looking super cool Step out of your ride you got it all But that's when you close the door And your jeans get all caugh...Read Full Lyrics

Fashion, okay! Rip my jeans. It's fashion innit. Roll up my sleeves. It's fashion innit. Knee high leathers. It's fashion innit. What? It's fashion innit! Paint my nails. It's ...Read Full Lyrics

He's got a dirty mind, he's full of milky rays He's tryna shoot his space-gun at uranus Unreliable, he's messy got bad eating habits He's so fucked up-up-up-up Taylor imma' let you...Read Full Lyrics

One day we're friends forever, Next day we're friends for never, Who say, you say, we're best friends, I say, he say, till the end. Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake,...Read Full Lyrics

It's election time for an election rhyme, Vote for us and you'll be just fine. We'll welcome you with a cheese and wine, Or kill you kids if you decline. We have some things to ...Read Full Lyrics

The midnight beast! We are the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from South-West London We're not unsigned cause we're shit We're unsigned cause corporations suck And because we'r...Read Full Lyrics