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When I step up to the mic I show no - MERCY!When I sleep with your wife I show no - MERCY!When I'm better than your life I show no - MERCY!When I fall off the bike I show no - MERC...Read Full Lyrics

He fell into the ocean (Snakes!)Then I had a headache,We Watched him drown,Melt, melt, melt, melt into the universe.I'll say hello (How are you doin'?)Watch, watch him drown,Into t...Read Full Lyrics

do you knowwhat would be good right here?some yellowa touch of humility,an original sin or two,from you.half the mathdouble the myththey told you tono aftertasteno residuechop chop...Read Full Lyrics

The jester hops on the leg of time,the scourge of the wizard nation.Magical chanting is no crime,when you're suckled by a blind Alsatian. Who stole the leg of time? Seen through th...Read Full Lyrics

You hurt your foot roller-skating down by the bay You lost your voice singing along to ‘Raspberry Beret' So I'll do my part not to break your heart And baby don't break mine Cuz ...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it strange That the stars don't shine no more now since you're gone Isn't it strange That we can't look back and say just what went wrong Isn't it strange That you told me o...Read Full Lyrics

When I go outside these daysAlmost everything seems strangeAnd there are things I'd like to sayBut they get swallowed on the wayOh these are the things that I have seenWorth trying...Read Full Lyrics

You make me feel like I've never been living beforeYou make me feel like a new born babyThere are thousands of fast lanes I could live inBut you can turn me from wild to lazy Belie...Read Full Lyrics

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Delicate DecemberLet's rememberWhen we were tallAnd we can pretend it's just summerWe're neither spring nor fallWould you want my number?Were I someoneYou didn't know at allSpecial...Read Full Lyrics