April Fool's Song Lyrics

Sounds of the coaster in my headMy friends all tell me I'm an inbredMy father's short and he's kinda crazyMy mother's known as the bearded ladyLittle by little our plan will growAl...Read Full Lyrics

Its Christmas time againI don't know what to buy for my girlfriendMaybe a teddy bearOr something weird for her hairI just don't know what to buy'Cause I'm an ignorant guyMaybe a ri...Read Full Lyrics

Bob is deadDead dead deadDead dead dead dead deadIn the toiletBob was a lizard He never could flyBut a bunch of weenie fourth graders had to watch him dieBob was a lizardHe used to...Read Full Lyrics

Tye Dye fly highHigh over your headYou look so pretty when you sleepYou almost could be deadHair down eyes brownAs you gaze across the landI hate to break the silence but You're st...Read Full Lyrics

I just went to a party Last NightMy girlfriend and me were in a big fightWe wound up going to the same placeThe moment I saw her I got a slap in the faceI want you to get out of my...Read Full Lyrics

I lost my will to polkaLiederhosen got me downSo I switched my guitar to distortionand started messin aroundPlayed a job at an elks clubPeople started throwing sticksSo I got mysel...Read Full Lyrics

I was sitting with the other fellas down at HQWhen Beg busted in and said "We have work to do,Bob the Lizard has grown 80 ft tall.If we don't stop him he'll destroy us all."So we g...Read Full Lyrics

I never thought you would leave but now it's overWe beat that horse to death a million timesNow I know you left meIts hard to say you left meNow you want me back its messing with m...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! Did you want it to be this way?Whatever you say I don't hear it so why can't you just go away?Hey! Did you figure it out?What you're about I don't know but I'm thinking that I...Read Full Lyrics

I can smell the leavesPretty colors falling from the leavesIt looks so good to meI can't bear to go to sleepEverything just feels so greatI know I can't make a mistake todayI think...Read Full Lyrics