Are You Drinkin' with Me Jesus? Lyrics

Down in Hamlet, North CarolinaThey had a chicken plant sure did explodeOh, them tar heels trapped like burnin' rats'Cause the boss man chained the doors closedMy mama's born in a t...Read Full Lyrics

When I was young, I saw football games at the great big stadium Could tell the fans from out of town by the clown suits they had on 20,000 red cowboy hats means Cornhuskers to you ...Read Full Lyrics

Let's go burn ole Nashville downSet it all aflameBBQ the greedheadsMade country weak and tame Burn burn Nash VegasChar it's rancid soulBurn burn Branson tooMake a big black holeCou...Read Full Lyrics

Peggy Sue got pregnantAnd was addicted to fifteen drugsShe went down to the abortion clinicAnd was accosted by right wing thugsOh will the fetus be abortedBy and by Lord, by and by...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations We will travel every nation With my ...Read Full Lyrics

Can I touch you here? May I search your bags?You have randomly been selectedGot a funny nameAnd you look the partPlus, I like the wayYou bulge in your clothesYeahI love me jobRock ...Read Full Lyrics

Punk's been dumbed downTo just another form of TVMarketed to shoppersSpoonfed carton rebellion like sheepFlock to worship any old school bandWho cares if they still care or if they...Read Full Lyrics

I saw it in NewsweekTherefore it must be realReagan and Khaddafi chatting like they're old friendsAt dinner with Abe LincolnLook how the shadows don't matchOr shots of demonstratio...Read Full Lyrics

If Stewart talked, what would he say?Enough to keep you here ten more yearsWhere we shock ya with our "therapy"Throw the switch on your fantasiesWith our little electronic ringClam...Read Full Lyrics

Cruisin' down the freewaySlupin' latte in my BM'er RoadsterI won for being Sales Rep of the WeekThen it happens againS.U.V. damn near killed meThey made the roads so unsafeI bought...Read Full Lyrics