Are You F*cking Kidding Me? Lyrics

I was having a bad week – I crashed the car and the cat carked it Weighed myself outside Woolies and I'd put on 4 kilos Arranged to meet an old friend for coffee I poured my hea...Read Full Lyrics

In the morning, the imprint of your body on my sheets Comfort and pain and peace You made me remember what it's like to feel something I don't think I'll ever forget again Cause we...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes things are closed Like windows on an empty street Not this time though First drink, the glow, the heat A piece of morning sun Swallowed with a grin Shooting spark...Read Full Lyrics

It always happens in coffee shops And I'm always hungover when someone wants to talk And don't get me wrong, I like talking When it's a healthy back-and-forth exchange But ...Read Full Lyrics

You're getting short with me You leave with no goodbye You won't look me in the eye I walk along our street It's getting very dark But I'm not scared to walk through the park I s...Read Full Lyrics

When we go out dancing on a friday night, I get this funny feeling somethings not quite right, My sense of rhythm isn't incontrovertibly shite, I can't fake it. I can see the p...Read Full Lyrics

There was a guy at my school when I was in high school We'd ride side by side in the morning on our bicycles Never even spoken or faced each other But on the last hill we'd race ea...Read Full Lyrics

I'm thinking of when I first touched you Your skin was electric Now I'm far too wise to dwell on such things And far too sentimental to forget them I read somewhere memorie...Read Full Lyrics

I don't delay When it's your car My driveway You know I can't say no But this is not good love So what are you so afraid of That the big bad lonely wolf is coming to knock you dow...Read Full Lyrics

First of all I apologise for this long period of silence. Being busy is no excuse to pull away and lose touch with my friends. Last time we met on the net, Maybe you didn't like th...Read Full Lyrics