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I'm fakin Jamaican And I think I'm a rasta My hair looks like pasta I think I'm a rasta I'm fakin Jamaican Fakin Jamaican Fakin Jamaican Fakin Jamaican mon I'm fakin Jamaican And I...Read Full Lyrics

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance How could I say yes with this thing growing in my pants Her chin dropped to the ground As I turned and walked away She followed me, as...Read Full Lyrics

When I was 15 years old I weighed only 96 lbs Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids My body started to swell My penis didn't look too well After deep thought meditatio...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse] I put some gas in my car and I'm ready to go go go. We'll blow this town for a while, doesn't matter where we go. You think we might get away with it, I think we might get ...Read Full Lyrics

There is a girl named Spike from Degrassi High She had a baby when she was real young Her best friend is a skinhead chick She knows an asian boy named Yick And Caitlin she is very ...Read Full Lyrics

Saddam Hussein - are you a Swinger like Tarzan and Jane? Are you really that insane? Is there anything inside your Brain? Time to look away - it's time to Look away - far away It's...Read Full Lyrics

I get at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock. It takes me an hour to stick my hair up but why? Why do I always miss the bus? I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed th...Read Full Lyrics

You threaten us by saying You'll beat our chop suey asses But chop suey is Chinese food That is eaten by the masses The least you could have done Is got my country's food right Poo...Read Full Lyrics

You can write a book, song, or poem, or paint a picture Move away from mom getting used to new fixtures It's not too late It's not too late It's never, never...too late Catch a fis...Read Full Lyrics

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickleed peppers. Peter Piper picked em But where did he put em In the pockets of his pants Or on a plate There's a pickle in his pocket Ready to penet...Read Full Lyrics