Ashley Wednesday Lyrics

You might like our penises Hey girl from over here your butt look soft Maybe if I could touch it I could tell if it's soft Tell me if it's soft cause I really like to touch it And ...Read Full Lyrics

Imagine in your mind a posh country club, The stuffy old money, where the poor get snubbed, The spread is bland: sauerkraut and boiled goose There's no way these people will ever...Read Full Lyrics

Ahhhh Snort snort snort the cocaine (x3) Snort-y snort snort the cocaine Ohhhhhh Drop the biggest bump I ever hit Damnnnn Yo fucking chop another kid I wanna do it til my face fa...Read Full Lyrics

Seems like these days the whole world's on fire Things keep blowing the hell up And while all those rubber neckers and lucky louies stand and slackjaw's staring The real men have t...Read Full Lyrics

[Akiva] "Papa did you see me hit a home run last night I lit the stadium on fire I was Oakland’s pride" "Daddy, did you see me? Look what I can do, yeah" "Daddy, do you...Read Full Lyrics

Lonely Island! We’ve been here for a minute now This some grown man shit I got that diaper money, I got that diaper money Dude I got that diaper money, I’m a grown ass man Ay...Read Full Lyrics

The donkey roll was the shit, that's the reason why I dance We are the Style Boyz, we came to party So get on the floor and move your body Lock into the beat and lose control ...Read Full Lyrics

If you are under 30 and you’re totally cool then you absolutely know these guys So The Lonely Island, it moved The Lonely Island! Okay, now this is just a broadcast This in my p...Read Full Lyrics

(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix) Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her In my dreams ...Read Full Lyrics

Discrimination It ain't right I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights I'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like It's not fair, I'm not gay, that the g...Read Full Lyrics