Ashtray Ballpoint Lyrics

Troy: I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z . No, you'll make a monkey out of me!(A destroyed Statue of Liberty rises from the stage.)Oh my god, I was wrong.It was ea...Read Full Lyrics

In the pilot tunnel Arranged printers blocks Slowly deranged Contours twice removed Amputated from myself Asbestos head rush Flushes memory Registration marks (Of) memory. People f...Read Full Lyrics

This broken arrow points to nowhere Close ended, clusterfucked and emotionally plowshared Glove compartments and paper clipped files Conjugated heart can't even sigh. Tapping cathe...Read Full Lyrics

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do Who holds back the ...Read Full Lyrics

All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,Had a very shiny nose,And if you ever saw it,You would even say it glows.Bart: Like a light bulb!Homer: Bart!All: All of the other reindeer,Used...Read Full Lyrics

Some men hunt for sport,Others hunt for food,The only thing I'm hunting for,Is an outfit that looks good...See my vest, see my vest,Made from real gorilla chest,Feel this sweater, ...Read Full Lyrics

When the snow starts a-fallin' There's a man you should be callin' That's KL5-4796, Let it ring! Mr. Plow is a loser, And I think he is a boozer, So you better make that call to t...Read Full Lyrics

See a thousand miles away into a mirror on a wall,the stare/the hair on the head for the ball.Better a fashion show than no show at all.Who will wear the shoe when it fits if their...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Baby on board,Something, something, Burt Ward......Read Full Lyrics

You can make blood out of paper oil by-product euthanasia putting me to sleep foreverSometimes this stool is coolerBred pedigree ducks who give a fuck with their two centsSometimes...Read Full Lyrics