Ass and Titties Lyrics

Surrey girls like tight jeans Right up tight against their skin Take you home to the dark And show you what's in With glasses bigger than her face She's off to get her wotsit waxe...Read Full Lyrics

Ooo ooo what if maybe Ooo ooo what if maybe Ooo ooo what if maybe I hadn't have met you, no I hadn't have met you What if maybe I was in the cool group then I didn't have acne and...Read Full Lyrics

Cause all I want is a A chicken roll that's it He smiles but shakes his head And yes I read his lips So let's move on please To another shop It's late for a week night Now it's way...Read Full Lyrics

He controls her“You’re not going out tonight”And then he holds herToo tight“Oh did I mention?That we could get a takeaway?Cos it’s conventionOh they say”And we’re gon...Read Full Lyrics

Je je, je suis anglais, I stay in bed past midday, But in the night time I play, Smash up your hotel it's okay. I wanna get away, on my holiday. I wanna get away, on my holiday. ...Read Full Lyrics

While some sore heads will rue last night's endeavours Make Sunday's vow that they won't get so leathered Dads shout at lads so they foul number seven There's no need for fighting;...Read Full Lyrics

Mirror, mirrorIn the doorWhos the baddest of em allAlloy wheels and tinted screensTwo big spoliersSubs an allMirror, mirrorIn the doorWhos the baddest of em allFaster, fasterGo fas...Read Full Lyrics

No gun shooting for rudi tonight No retributing, everything is alright Rudi the message is very clear I can see by the stars above Rudi, Rudi's in love You can stay at home while t...Read Full Lyrics

Jentina... This is not a dream Its a fuckin nightmare you bitch! BLUP! WannaWannaWannaBe Wanna Be Whatever Yeah What the fuck!? you was born in a caravan tha don't make you ghetto ...Read Full Lyrics

Ahem… Here’s something I did Somethin I can explain out uh I can’t speak for everybody, but uh Man It must be more good women than men percentage-wise So her chance of havin ...Read Full Lyrics