Asshole Lyrics

It's time to get liquored up 'cause that's why you're here In a bar It's time to drink aqvavit Whiskey and beer In a bar In a bar! In a bar! In a bar! In a bar! In a ...Read Full Lyrics

Down in the dirt with brusies on my shins I kept my shirt everyone's skin kickin the ball, and kickin me, and kickin back, winning I got time, going 2 games, who ...Read Full Lyrics

For your sake I hope there is no afterlife Don't look down, don't look down So you don't see the mess made of your suicide Don't look down, don't look down I hope there are no rad...Read Full Lyrics

Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh She says "do you want to go out?" I say "that's a nice idea." She says "it's just like you to go away and leave m...Read Full Lyrics

I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky you left me I think I'm better off this way I'm lucky you left me Although ...Read Full Lyrics

The softball shirt In the picture you were pitching You were younger than me A ball or a strike Your hat is on straight It's grey here but in my closet I know that it's red ...Read Full Lyrics

Math Prof Rock Star All the girls in the class room think he's hot He shows up wearing the sandals with the white socks He hears them giggling while he's got his back to the c...Read Full Lyrics

My friends and I have been thinking another year had come gone And so we started drinking and singing new years songs. Like Auld Lang Syne, There Comes a Time, and Prince's 1999......Read Full Lyrics

Mix Tape This song could be between any two others You only hear it when you play it on your mix tape Made for you by your best friend before you left home You played it all ...Read Full Lyrics

She's got the bejeezuz Bleeding from her arms She's autostigmatismatic She sets off car alarms And she's got a harley She hardly ever rides Through the eye of the hurricane...Read Full Lyrics