Asthma Attack Lyrics

Don't dance her down boys Don't dance her down Don't dance her down boys Her man's in town I played cards in England I threw dice in Spain I'm going back to England To play...Read Full Lyrics

At 4 o'clock Just after work I got my check I held my breath The phone rings tell 'em I ain't never here The over-under Made a blunder I gave my cell phone To my cousin H...Read Full Lyrics

My Easter egg My western wheel And a southern snake I've got a busted breast and a jiggly thigh A rumpled roast and a ragged eye A floppy neck and two fat feet Sneaky cheeks ...Read Full Lyrics

Never let one man worry your little mind Never let one man worry your little mind He'll keep you troubled, worried Worried all the time Don't you wish your little boy was cute...Read Full Lyrics

Gale, gale blow Gale, gale blow My umbrella can't take it you know Been caught in a hail storm A blizzard, tornado's nose But nothing, no nothing Can beat this gale blo...Read Full Lyrics

Down in the dumps Me and the seagulls we were looking for lumps They all get scared when off of one of the bumps: jumps I have to clutch I have to tell him his commands all in...Read Full Lyrics

That easy-going man of blood Mucking out in the McLennan county mud If you're hoping he won't well of course then he must Driving his truck through the McLennan county dust I ...Read Full Lyrics

On my first day in town we saw the king He was dressed in a suit with a bright blue tie And it matched his eyes And when ours met I sighed Took a boat or a ferry to island Th...Read Full Lyrics

Troubles up and down the road And trials all the way around Never knew what trouble was Till my honey threw me down With nothing but old ragged clothes My heart strings broken to s...Read Full Lyrics

I pulled my kerchief out of my pocket Wiped my nose and said hello I bought a tambourine at the millennium dome It jangled 2000 times in a row I caught a cold when I was way d...Read Full Lyrics