Asthma Attack Lyrics

I hate the steam train that whistles woozy my bird brain, That sends my spaniel insane. And I'll stop riding side saddle if they don't stop the clickity clattle, I'll jump in the u...Read Full Lyrics

Darling black-hearted boy All the color's gone out of my ribbon loom As I've only got the worst to assume Take your sheet metal sheers Cut a slit up the side of my dark blue dress ...Read Full Lyrics

Bitter tea I've got a special category business Down by the multifunctional Dr. Sun yat-sen memorial rollerblade rink Down by the home of bitter tea Bitter, bitter, bitter tea Bit...Read Full Lyrics

Pontoon put-put with the tape on 10 Dixie cup pink wine in the Labor Day sunshine. I'm sliding the sunfish up through the wakes Coming up too quick, making mistakes. Quiet climb th...Read Full Lyrics

Borneo I was so bored with my old life I was so bored with decent odds My new roommate left her debit card Some sort of test for me. It's too hard Try to run an errand. Nervous s...Read Full Lyrics

Down in the dumps Me and the seagulls we were looking for lumps They all get scared when off of one of the bumps: jumps I have to clutch I have to tell him his commands all in Dutc...Read Full Lyrics

On my first day in town we saw the king He was dressed in a suit with a bright blue tie And it matched his eyes And when ours met I sighed Took a boat or a ferry to island There we...Read Full Lyrics

I wanted to be a typewriter mender when I grew up, But things didn't work out so. Sleep Late in the morning, climb up Mt. Olympia and replace a Return: But I didn't get enough good...Read Full Lyrics

Later at lunch with the taco lettuce crunch crunch She sets herself apart the bunch. How bad does she seem? She makes me wanna scream. On the phone with the West Glen Ellen rest ho...Read Full Lyrics

At 4 o'clock Just after work I got my check I held my breath The phone rings tell 'em I ain't never here The overunder Made a blunder I gave my cell phone To my cousin He plays the...Read Full Lyrics