Average Guy Lyrics

I'm waiting for my manGot 26 dollars in my handUp to lexington 125Feelin' sick and dirtyHuh, I'm waiting for my manHey white boy, what you doin' uptownHey white boy, you chasin' my...Read Full Lyrics

The first bite of the apple made Eve smartThe second bite taught her how to break men's heartsThe third bite taught her how to strut her stuffBut she never got to the fourth bite, ...Read Full Lyrics

This is the place where she lay her headWhen she went to bed at nightAnd this is the place our children were conceivedCandles lit the room at night And this is the place where she ...Read Full Lyrics

I'll be your mirrorReflect what you are, in case you don't knowI'll be the wind, the rain and the sunsetThe light on your door to show that you're homeWhen you think the night has ...Read Full Lyrics

They're taking her children awayBecause they said she was not a good motherThey're taking her children awayBecause she was making it with sisters and brothersAnd everyone else, all...Read Full Lyrics

I want to be blackHave natural rhythmShoot twenty feet of jism, tooAnd f*ck up JewsI want to be blackI want to be a PantherHave a girlfriend named SamanthaAnd have a stable of foxy...Read Full Lyrics

Life's like a mayonnaise soda And life's like space without room And life's like bacon and ice cream That's what life's like without you Life's like forever becoming But life's for...Read Full Lyrics

Some people are into the power of powerThe absolute corrupting power, that makes great men insaneWhile some people find their refreshment in actionThe manipulation, encroachment an...Read Full Lyrics

Holly came from Miami F.L.A.Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.Plucked her eyebrows on the wayShaved her legs and then he was a sheShe said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild sid...Read Full Lyrics

Sit yourself downBang out a tune on that grand pianoSit yourself downLay languidly down upon that sofaOoh, isn't it niceWhen your heart is made out of iceRide, Sally, rideIt's not ...Read Full Lyrics