Bagelbird Lyrics

Well I was walkin' down the street yeah, when I met a little girl yeah,I said I think I like you, she said I think I like you better.She bid me meet her parents, I was quite appreh...Read Full Lyrics

Toenails stuck between my teeth,I really wish you'd wash your feet.So those blisters they won't keep me away for long,'Cause I could suck the scabs and let the pus come out.The doc...Read Full Lyrics

You don't care anymore, you stinkin' rotten,Oh, you forgot what soap is for, you...Your hair it smells like cottage cheese,It makes me wobbly at the knees.You used to care when we ...Read Full Lyrics

Start marching!You're wearing safety boots late at night,Your momma said you'd better watch out for a fight.And then I thought I'd better carry a gunIn case I'm gonna have to knock...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, you big dumb ape,Pick on someone your own size.Hey, you big dumb ape,Pick on someone your own size.Hey, you big dumb ape,Pick on someone your own size.Hey, you big dumb ape,Pi...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, you wanna say that you love me, (Love me...)But do you know what's there?But you wanna say that you care, (That you care...)'Cause I'm not quite prepared.You wanna hug, kiss an...Read Full Lyrics

Sure i like your smile and i like to talk awhile but what i really like is mealing on your stuff You dont even know how much i care for you Care to see you naked Naked as can be I'...Read Full Lyrics

Bardi Woo, yeah Bitches be pressed [woo] Bitches be pressed [pressed] Woo, yeah, yeah, woo Bitches be pressed [pressed] They knew how I'm coming, real bitch in the flesh [w...Read Full Lyrics