Bad Jokes Lyrics

Everything sounds exciting when you play it fastThat’s why we play it fastEverything sounds exciting when you yell it loudThat’s why we yell it loudI know we’re not touching ...Read Full Lyrics

Step one, you’re building a sad sunStep two, inviting no oneCome on Michael, we don’t like itCome on Michael, we don’t like itWhen all you’ve got is broken tape decksIt’s...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb warFive, six, seven, eight, try and keep your wrist straightThis is a time for feelingThis is a time for believingI want to speak with a be...Read Full Lyrics

Time out. Am I gonna find out what you’re made of?Time out. Am I gonna find out what you’re made of?I’ve been wondering “What the fuck man?”I want to see your guts, manI ...Read Full Lyrics

The only thing that I regret is that I ever go to sleepIn the morning I wake up, I’m always sure that i just missed somethingI was fine (or at least I was still being alive)But t...Read Full Lyrics

Deep down I think you know what’s rightOpportunity, the way that you’re feeling tonightPick it up, and you put it back down yeahPick it up, and you put it back down againAre yo...Read Full Lyrics

I don’t respond to threatsI don’t respond to childrenI can’t take of my vestI can’t take off my glassesOn Saturday morning, i feel just fineOur hands in our pockets, we’r...Read Full Lyrics

I don't appreciate the way you're talkingI don't appreciate the way that you look at me nowI don't appreciate the way you're talkingIt's disrespectful, stop being an assholeYeah it...Read Full Lyrics

I know you lost the feeling in your bodyBut i’m telling you now that it’s gonna be alrightIts just gonna take some timeIts just gonna take one forty fiveWhen there's nothing le...Read Full Lyrics

Nobody ever said that it’s gonna be realNobody ever said “Hey man it’s gonna be real easy”Nobody ever said we were gonna have funbut we’re gonna have funWe gotta get it t...Read Full Lyrics