Back Of The Pub Quiz Lyrics

You gotta be joking it's been almost seven weeks You'd better change your hair or even change the way you speak It's not that easy to be on the pull these days He needs a little bi...Read Full Lyrics

Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team. He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans. He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right. His train pulls ...Read Full Lyrics

She's looking beautiful, totally beautiful. You know what I mean. She's looking excellent, totally excellent. All the girls turn green. And she goes down. On Marie. She smokes a c...Read Full Lyrics

Would believe me, if I told you that I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you sad When I heard that you were leaving home to travel I didn't get chance to take it back But what I wanna ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I have got some information No I don't know your name There's a party going on at Boothy's house 1b Lyndgate Lane So tell somebody, to tell somebody To tell somebody new Bring...Read Full Lyrics

He wakes up, checks the clock, gonna get his hair cut. He's going out tonight. She calls her friends says listen but keep your mouths shut. I heard he's coming out tonight. He goes...Read Full Lyrics

Wherever you go, no matter how far Even if I cannot reach you no more I know that we're not perfect by far But joined by the sound of a humble guitar. Some people say, we're joine...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, you know I need my cigarettes, I need my cyber s**, to keep me sane I crave the things that others just regret Like drunken flirty texts and shagging in the rain I've got my ...Read Full Lyrics

He wants to live fast, die young, get drunk, He wants to tell the world "Oh world, up yours!, I wanna be last left on the shelf. " Gotta do it, Gotta do it for himself. Don't wann...Read Full Lyrics

Don't talk to me about money Don't talk to be about fame Don't tell be about your lyrics Coz your songs are all the same There's 11 on the guest list probably more by far Photograp...Read Full Lyrics