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It's been so longSince we've talked about thingsShould'a took time to reconnoiterLust stingsNobody likes meEverybody hates meI'm gonna eat me some wormsI'm gonna eat me some wormsI...Read Full Lyrics

The bowels gurgle a bit more these days it seemsAnd he thinks more and more aboutThe way he saunters 'roundThe posture of his fatherIs not his chosen destinationBut though his head...Read Full Lyrics

Vernon was a company manHe kept his hair trimmed short and his side burns shavedHe was a Brill Cream manHe liked swiss and hamHe drank beer out of the can on SaturdaysHe was a comp...Read Full Lyrics

The Phantom PatriotThe Phantom PatriotCreeping ever creepingLike a fox in the night turning wrongs into rightHe only works aloneWith a crossbow on his shoulderAnd a saber at his si...Read Full Lyrics

I got me an Iowan galYou should see my Iowan galI got me an Iowan galYou may try and win her but you never will palMy purebred corn-fed Iowan galI got me an Iowan galShe's pretty a...Read Full Lyrics

Nothin' Ventured, nothin' gainedHis old time dentures pitted and coffee stainedDrove a milk truck for an outfit called Dairy TimeTill the cobwebs filled and clouded his mindSomethi...Read Full Lyrics

I like the rumble of the dieselAnd the smell of the oilI percolate my coffeeOn the radiator boilI been chasin' tuna nearly 27 yearsI got the eyeballs of an eagleBut there's ringing...Read Full Lyrics

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Filipino Ray he can sing it outLike you would not believeAlways had his blond freckle-faced ladydangling from his sleeveFilipino Ray he played an old Les PaulBig ol' jumbo fretHad ...Read Full Lyrics

at the end of the day i just hope my legs and my arms will be okay'cause sometimes they want you so bad that i, i put your number on speed dial so you can be here soon._ that's in ...Read Full Lyrics