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Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,Th...Read Full Lyrics

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,And Mozart don't go shopping no more.You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again,And Elgar doesn't answer the door.Schubert and Chopin used to ...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here , what's life all about ?Is God really real , or is there some doubt ?Well tonight we're going to sort it all outFor tonight it's the meaning of lifeWhat's the poin...Read Full Lyrics

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Never be rude to an ArabAn Israeli, or Saudi, or JewNever be rude to an IrishmanNo matter what you doNever poke fun at a N*ggerA Spick, or a Wop, or a Kraut And never put down(Expl...Read Full Lyrics

Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy stareAnd your machiavellian schemesI know they say that you are very vainAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

Finland , Finland , FinlandThe country where I want to bePony trekking or camping or just watch T.V.Finland , Finland , FinlandIt's the country for meYou're so near to Russia so fa...Read Full Lyrics

Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy stareAnd your machiavellian schemesI know they say that you are very vainAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

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