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I left work an hour late, then i called you to hear the way your voice moves on dead air waves. I drove home and sped on down the dark road, i hesitate as red lights catch up to me...Read Full Lyrics

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Does everybody see this, we got another hopeless soulYou got your woman, cheating, kick the whore out the doorPuking in the backseat, swallowing the painCough a lung up in the morn...Read Full Lyrics

On the tv I saw a man selling second chanceI thought what kind of sucker needs to buy self confidence.I sit along on Friday night in boxer breifs and realize these guys are pointed...Read Full Lyrics