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If you don't know where I come from You better steer clear of my trail From the dark side of London That's way beyond the pale My grandpa came from Russia Stowed away hidden in so...Read Full Lyrics

She won't touch one drop of Scotch She loves champagne Brandy wine lager and lime Nope it's champagne Put that gin in the bin She wants champagne Vodka juice ain't no u...Read Full Lyrics

"Sit tight and listen keenly while I'll play for you a brand new musical biscuit" There's been a brainwave at the radio station Old idea from the woodstock generation Calling all ...Read Full Lyrics

Thanks a bunch for staying with us tonight Over lunch, we'll talk about the lights I need to go now, I need to drive round I need to lie down Thanks I'm stunned it's time t...Read Full Lyrics

She's bugging me again, run to use the phone Find and rent a hitman from the twilight zone It was good in the beginning, the wife's become a drag Found me a solution in Advent...Read Full Lyrics

"Slinky Chinese Slinky violence" "Mister Wu no longer has a laundry Sad to say the business was a flop" Chinatown Friday night The weekend is alright Dragon dance the yel...Read Full Lyrics

Somebody I never met But in a way I know Didn't think that you could get So much from a picture show Man dies first reel People ask what's the deal? This ain't how it's supposed to...Read Full Lyrics

Out of Greeville South Carolina From the Road House Owl Club Him and Sister Rosa Down to Dallsa and the Dew Drop Inn The farthest a man can go and back again It was in Ma...Read Full Lyrics

If I do what I wanted I Just don't have the time I want to ride my motorcycle Into the sunshine My tv is laughin' Makin' me feel small Like I'm sad in a cell All I can is these wa...Read Full Lyrics

A stranger's a friend You just don't know With a shake of the hand We could give it a go I look kinda pale They call me gringo You got funny hair They call you negro ...Read Full Lyrics